princess-peachie:

Cakes that don’t go stingy on the strawberries = my full approval

princess-peachie:

Cakes that don’t go stingy on the strawberries = my full approval

grandmaspubes:

frankoceanfanclub:

'Dont I get a hug' most cringeworthy line

Creepy boys’ anthem

neon-squiggles:

donechesters:

pete860:

holy shit

#people underestimate how scary as fuck Pokemon would be if it were a movie not a children’s cartoon

I haven’t agreed with a tag more
Hufflepuff house is haunted by the Fat Friar, who was executed because senior churchmen grew suspicious of his ability to cure the pox merely by poking peasants with a stick, and his ill-advised habit of pulling rabbits out of the communion cup.

Pottermore

Goddamn Hufflepuffs get the best everything

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frenchhornsandunicorns:

Things that are portrayed as weak and lame but in reality can probably beat the shit out of you and steal your lunch money then spend it on candy:

  • hufflepuffs
  • canadians
  • women
genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: The Heart and Soul Nebulae

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: The Heart and Soul Nebulae

On Inquisition’s Romance Options

Okay I am just as sad as everyone else about the two additional romances being heterosexual only but bear with me for a moment here. 

One complaint I noticed a lot regarding DAII’s romances - aside from the mind blowing concept of four bisexuals knowing each other and hanging out - was certain people complaining that they didn’t like that the female romances were bisexual because even if you were playing a Male Hawke when you romanced them the player still knew they were also into chicks and idk this was somehow upsetting? Look, I don’t speak neckbeard, I’m not entirely sure why this was upsetting. And needless to say, this complaint only came from straight dudes.

Anyway, ANYWAY.

So. Inquisition. If you are playing a male Inquisitor, your options are as follows: Dorian, Iron Bull, Josephine, and Cassandra. If you absolutely must play a straight Inquisitor (because idk you don’t get enough heterosexuality from literally every other RPG???) that leaves you with Josephine and Cassandra. 

If you absolutely positively cannot stand the idea that your romance choice ALSO LIKES WOMEN TOO that leaves you with … Cassandra Pentaghast. Incidentally the one companion aside from Varric who we have seen the most of via other mediums and previews for Inquisition!

Incidentally the one companion that takes the #1 spot at NOT ABOUT TO EVEN PUT UP WITH ANY OF YOUR WHINY PISSBABY BULLSHIT. 

…C’mon. This is kinda beautiful.

"It’s almost as if basing a community around people who hate other people and don’t want to have to pay for any services that don’t directly and concretely benefit themselves is inherently unstable. Who would have thought?"

Really, if you click through just ONE link today…

mikkynga:

palaceofposey:

aiffe:

tarrloks-butt:

warsfeils:

gavinserection:

Remember when

  • Smuts were known as lemons
  • Yaoi Warnings ( Don’t Like, Don’t Read! )
  • Character x Character instead of Character/Character
  • Every Time We Touch videos, and the forgotten  Listen To Your Heart videos
  • Numa Numa
  • Naruto Phase
  • Bring Me To Life amv’s
  • citrus and lime warnings
  • when fanfiction.net still allowed porn
  • when fanfiction.net still allowed original writing before the great fictionpress split
  • deadjournal
  • when livejournal was invite-only
  • cardcaptors a mystic adventure
  • aim roleplay
  • when everyone had their own little fansites on geocities, angelfire, and tripod
  • character-bashing fic and anti-shrines
  • fanfic MSTing
  • save our sailors
  • the word “bishies”
  • AOL message boards
  • tinny background MIDIs on every page
  • "this page coded with notepad" and netscape buttons
  • "this page best viewed at 800x600"
  • "under construction" pages
  • yahoo mailing lists
  • fansubs only available on the subber’s IRC channel
  • fansubs only available if you send $30 for a VHS tape
  • no official release whatsoever for Japanese media
  • fanworks, especially fic, of Western media, especially print media, considered illegal and met with C&Ds
  • the gap between Goblet of Fire and Order of the Phoenix
  • The Sentinel/Highlander/X-Files crossovers
  • "this is part of the [fandom/ship/etc] webring"
  • printing fics out because it feels more permanent

Having to wait until late at night to get your fandom on because that’s the only time your parents wouldn’t give you grief for tying up the phone line.

  • The signatures with pictures and moving gifs in every post on the forums.

alittlebitpessimistic:

azalea-in-time:

ziamlevinestylinson:

2ollux-captor-ii2-my-dance2tor:

useless-worthless-nobody:

azalea-in-time:

When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.

You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.

These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.

Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO

I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.

It’s not even October but I’m still spreading this

SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!! Now

Yeah…your director may want to consider reblocking

We don’t have a director? Or blocking??? It’s a haunted house bro, not a play

Reblogging for relevance-

I work at a Haunted House every October, and have been for the past few years. Our house in particular is staffed by Volunteer workers who are either earning credits for Graduation, or people who know the Family that owns the haunted attraction. In our City, we’re one of two Haunted Houses, so while we open in late September, we tend to get incredibly busy during the month of October and often work from 6pm until 2, 3am on weekends. 

We do not get paid to help out. Due to our location, we get a lot of drunk guys coming through, and a lot of ‘funny’ teenagers. In my several years working there, I’ve seen Actors get grabbed and thrown, stomped on, kicked, bitten, everything. A lot of the Actors at this attraction are young teenagers, Middle and Secondary School students, so this kind of abuse is terrifying and potentially emotionally scarring.

There’s a position half-way through the house we call ‘Psych Ward’, and it’s essentially a jump scare. The scare is a corner-room, boxed in with walls and broken windows, that the Actor pops out of and shouts and taunts the people going through. October, 2012, a couple were going through the Psych Ward corner and the scare went off as per usual. The girlfriend of this couple got very startled but laughed it off and continued on. The boyfriend, however, back-tracked and went up to the broken window and punched the Actor in the face for scaring his girlfriend. The Actor, who I’m going to call Tracy, had a black eye for a good two weeks solid and the couple had to be escorted out of the house and were banned from the property. Ever since we’ve ruled that Veteran Actors (someone who’s been there for 3+ years) are the only ones allowed in this particular Scaring Spot.

He paid to get scared and then got violent when we delivered.

There are so many stories I can tell of ignorant customers banging back on scares and injuring the Actors inside, grabbing props from the actors and hurting them with it, destroying props because they thought it would be ‘funny’. 

I just want to raise awareness that the ACTORS ARE STILL PEOPLE. We’re instructed to get the best kind of scare out of you, sometimes with no pay at all (like this particular attraction), so please respect our work.

We wouldn’t come to your job, mock you, and push you around trying to be ‘funny’. Don’t come to our job and do that to us!

Even if you aren’t trying to be funny, if you know you have a violence reaction to fear, maybe don’t go to a haunted house where you could do damage/accidentally hurt someone who is just doing their job. Be responsible.