bleep0bleep:

heathyr:

THERE’S BEEN AN INCIDENT AND THE PRESIDENT’S SON (WHO IS SO VERY LOVED BY THE PUBLIC) NEEDS TO BE MOVED NOW

[movie narrator voice] IN A WORLD WHERE THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD’S ONLY WEAKNESS ISHIS QUICK-TO-DODGE-SECURITY- ENTHUSIASTIC-FRESHLY-GRADUATED-FROM-COLLEGE SON, THE COUNTRY IS ON EDGE WHEN THE FIRST SON DISAPPEARS. THE RANSOM DEMAND IS HIGH BUT THE STAKES ARE CLEAR THE KIDNAPPERS MEAN TO SEND A MESSAGE AND DON’T PLAN ON RETURNING HIM ALIVE. THE ONE FORMER SECRET SERVICE AGENT WHO QUIT HIS JOB MONTHS AGO BECAUSE HE WAS AFRAID OF GETTING TOO CLOSE TO HIS CHARGE NOW IS DETERMINED TO BRING HIM BACK 

[dramatic fade to black, the music swells and then fades, and then the only sound is the slick slide of leather over skin]

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… soooooooooo where could I find this fic?

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

leeandlow:

The Diversity Gap in the highest grossing science fiction and fantasy films. Sad, right? You can see the full study here.

YO ANON WHO SAID THAT IT WAS REASONABLE TO SAY FOUR BISEXUALS IN A FANTASY SERIES ARE TOTALLY UNREALISTIC, THIS ONE IS FOR YOU.
IT SHOULDN’T BE UNREALISTIC.
WE NEED BETTER REPRESENTATION. NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT TO START.

leeandlow:

The Diversity Gap in the highest grossing science fiction and fantasy films. Sad, right? You can see the full study here.

YO ANON WHO SAID THAT IT WAS REASONABLE TO SAY FOUR BISEXUALS IN A FANTASY SERIES ARE TOTALLY UNREALISTIC, THIS ONE IS FOR YOU.

IT SHOULDN’T BE UNREALISTIC.

WE NEED BETTER REPRESENTATION. NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT TO START.

dopamine-addiction:

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

Parenting done right

justrice:

I am in a constant state of wanting to go out for sushi

"1. Dragons ... 12. horned people." All of these things are parts of the premise. It is established through the basic understanding of Sci-Fi / Fantasy. Everybody I meet being coincidentally bi is strange because it's not to be normally expected and the setting gives no indication for it. So yes, in a way, dragons are more "realistic" than just running into all the bi people in town. Because they are to be expected from the get go. (b4 you cry bi-phobia, I am pan myself)
Anonymous

Clearly you need to read better fantasy with better representation in them, I’m just saying. ( /hugs Swordspoint tightly to my chest and never lets it go.)

Also, I’m gonna have to reiterate. Not everyone in the whole game is bi.

Four people. Four people out of literally every person you meet is confirmed as bisexual.

Four. 

Yes all those four happened to be love interests, but that doesn’t change that again it’s just four people. Well, okay, five people. That elf in the brothel hits on you and offers you a freebie no matter what. And Aveline, Varric, Bethany AND Carver could all theoretically be bisexual as well! Nothing states that they aren’t, and let’s not make the mistake of assuming that Unstated Sexuality = Heterosexual. Sebastian is straight but he’s also Sebastian and I don’t think anyone wants to count him in their corner, we won’t hold it against the heterosexuals. 

Additionally, fantasy as a whole genre I think rests to hard on the laurels set down by Tolkien. We need more innovation in a world that could theoretically be whatever we want, and yet we have people going “Blu blu blu it’s so unrealistic to have this one minor thing that happens in real life break the mold my precious baby mind can’t hand it waaaaa waaaaa waaaa”

Clearly loopy o’clock wasn’t the right time to answer asks but i’ll forget about it if I put it aside. In closing: I don’t actually know four STRAIGHT PEOPLE so that’s an unrealistic number of heterosexuals in a story for me. Also, five. Five. Four if you only count significant lines. Let’s say four and a half.

What did you name your dog/s in Dragon Age?

howlingmahariel:

I’m just curious because I feel like our dogs don’t get enough attention.

I’va named mine Azazel, Barney, Leskling, Tulip, Couscous and Sweetheart~

Dalish: Daassan (little arrow)
Every one else: Wendy

My hair is now a pretty adorable shade of cotton candy.

My hair is now a pretty adorable shade of cotton candy.

orangemagpie:

meladoodle:

where can i buy some thigh high crocs

I developed an eye twitch just reading this.

Sorry, official Crocs brand shoes only go up to knee high.

supertrout95:

seeing your NOTP (that you hate) on your dash, but understanding that it’s their opinion and ur not a hater

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